Yet again it is the end of the term
And again I have picked up a germ
Which has sent me to bed
And it has to be said
I am already fed up of being infirm
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Author: mc
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Merry Christmas
Everyone is looking for ways to get fit
And its boring and so people quit
So if we have the power
Each day do jazz hands for an hour
Which would surely burn calories after a bit
~
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Beer Head
When you have filled up your body with beer,
And you wake up feeling a little bit queer,
Go back to bed
And then rest your head
And be more moderate for the rest of the year
Wednesday
Anil Kapoor = Slumdog millionaire quiz host = President Omar Hassan in day 8 of 24.
Thursday
The wessex and essex saddleback pig can crossbreed to form the british saddleback.
Friday
The largest rabbit in the world is the Flemish Giant.
Saturday
Cinderella’s slippers were probably made of squirrel
Sunday
They have found a new bacteria living within the wreckage of the titanic.
Monday
Indonesia is the worlds 3rd largest democracy.
Tuesday
A hinny is like a mule but has a donkey mother(and is slightly rarer) and gets its name fromHorse + jenny (female donkeys are known as Jennys, another thing learnt in a donkey full day)
Today little specks of glistening ice fell like dust around the town of Bilgewater, probably at last cementing its place in my mind as a town that is not half as bad as it used to be (or maybe at least twice as good?)
In Bilgewater when the evening was early Dust like ice fell slowly but surely It settled on the ground Glistening all around I’d say it was fairy dust (if I was girlie!)* ~There again as Dan pointed out it might have been ash from a nuclear explosion
(pdf version) Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer goes to FIFA
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FIFA voting process
There were once 22 dodgy geezers in Zurich
Who loved their backs scratched and receive an arse lick
Forget the techincal report
Let their votes all get bought
And leave a decision that makes them look thick
Should be called Dancer but apparantly that is too common a name among reindeer. He is Bartholomew the brother of rudolph, and has a bright green shiney nose…
Wednesday
The first 4 digits of the security number on a credit or debit card is the last 4 digits of the card.
Thursday
Brick cheese (which I was told does not exist when at school) is from the USA (Winconsin).
Friday
Nicole Kidman named her child Sunday.
Saturday
The first christmas card was designed in 1853
Sunday
Weston-Super-Mare pier has a go kart track in it
Monday
Traffic was banned from Oxford Street and Regent Street last Saturday.
Tuesday
A sloth is faster than a giant tortoise