But when I gave a girl a poke, Her boyfriend did choke, And he caught me with a hefty right hook. ~

Monday
Marmite is named after the type of french cooking pot which appears on the label.
Tuesday
10th of October is metric day. Wonder if Clintons will make cards for it…
Wednesday
Lattice multiplication has been about in Europe since the 13th century.
Thursday
India recently approved a new symbol for the rupee after a nationwide competition. 
Friday
I learnt a neat trick for sketching cartoons using a blue pencil and GIMP
http://www.georgetoon.com/blog/blue/
Saturday
UK postcodes in the second group of letters exclude the letters CIKMOV as they may be confused with other numbers or letters.
Sunday
Rabbits do not vomit, they are incapable of it. Cecotropes is the name given to the produce of their anus that they eat to give food a second go through their digestive system.
It is a lot of effort getting revenge, and can leave you bitter and twisted. Also you may wonder if really you should have done what you did. How refreshing it is though when you find out life or someone else has done the dirty deed for you and it was nothing you did…
Revenge without guilt is a pleasure, One that is quite hard to measure, To see their burst bubble, As they run into trouble, Is one experience you just have to treasure. ~The downside is that you may feel guilty for feeling happy. The solution to this is to just stop feeling guilty, open a can of beer, relax and again enjoy the moment…

Harry the grumpy parrot says “I wouldn’t feel guilty, serves them right”
So I am having that 6 weeks off that those lucky teachers get. Have found I learn less when I am having a lazy time, but still something new every day…
Monday
The sound of the star wars doors opening was actually some paper being slid from an envelope.
Tuesday
it costs £10.40 for an off peak day return from Taunton to Bristol.
Wednesday
S4C sometimes show Glamorgan twenty20 cricket matches.
Thursday
Michael Jackson’s favourite song was “smile” by Charlie Chaplin
Friday
There is no butter in peanut butter. There are peanuts though.
Saturday
Pandas have a digestive tract more suitable for meat eating, and will actually eat meat if offered.
Sunday
Eric Cartman’s middle name is Theodore. Something I had not noticed until today, probably ignored it.