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New Years Resolutions 2016 Non furry animals

Are stellar slugs responsible for many of the worlds problems?

I have noticed several things are in a state of decay and have been busily attempting to find a decent scientific explanation. I have some to the conclusion that the most likely explanation is that it is due to the existence of space slugs emitting a corrosive influence to everything that they come into contact with.

This alien slug has evolved to cover everything with her radioactive slime.
This alien slug has evolved to cover everything with her radioactive slime.
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Horses New Years Resolutions 2014

Rams Showjumping

During the year of the horse it would be good if other animals took over a horses duty. Rams in particular enjoy a spot of showjumping.

Ram of the Year Show 2014
Ram of the Year Show 2014
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Doodles

Films losing their scariness

I can remember first watching Alien and thinking it was a scary film. Now (although I still like the film) it doesn’t seem to be as scary…  in fact the baby alien looks a bit cute and maybe if trained would make a good pet.

After a few viewings the famous scene in Alien looks a bit like this...
After a few viewings the famous scene in Alien looks a bit like this…
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Etiquette New Years Resolutions 2013

Bar Etiquette

Last friday we were entertained by some impressive vomitting at our local bar. Particularly interesting was that the drunk person who had sprayed vomit over quite a large area then stood around until it was suggested quite forcefully (in pure Yorkshire) that he ought to get to the toilets before he made any more mess of our immediate surroundings… I did wonder though whether he might have just been trying to make friends with us but found the language barrier too much.

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Doodles

Today the English FA have now entered the realm of the paranormal where they now charge people involved in football not on what they say but the hidden meaning of the words. Instead of hiding this ESP based technology they ought to share it with the world. The fact that they do not I think brings the game of football into disrepute and as such the English FA should face charges.

The English FA (f** all when they need to do something).
The English FA (f** all when they need to do something).
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Horses New Years Resolutions 2014

Year of the Horse

Every 12 years horses have a year off to celebrate their special year. This would normally be an issue as horses do so much for us but luckily other animals can step in and help out, there are other things to gamble on and we have invented the internal combustion engine.

Horse relaxing on beach
Horses love tequila sunrises. (Shake tequila, orange juice with ice cubes. Pur into a long glass, carefully add some grenadine. Serve with a beach and a hot summers day).
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New Years Resolutions 2013 Snakes

The Dragon Snake

So another New Years Resolution completed (one out of the three). To celebrate here is a legless dragon limerick:

A dragon does not really need limbs

And if he heads to the sea and then swims

It helps build his muscles

Then he’ll win knightly tussles

And its cheaper than joining most gyms

Such dragons are often called sea serpents and tend to fight those knighted for services to the navy

 

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Doodles Events

10 days till Christmas…

A scene from a famous and much loved carol
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SHmog

Its been a marvellous few days in Shanghai with the locals all wearing masks. The air quality measurements are as follows:

source : http://aqicn.org/city/shanghai/

So here is todays view of the Bund:

The historic Bund as seen from the other side of the Huangpu River
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Christmas is Coming

Merry Christmas