I have noticed several things are in a state of decay and have been busily attempting to find a decent scientific explanation. I have some to the conclusion that the most likely explanation is that it is due to the existence of space slugs emitting a corrosive influence to everything that they come into contact with.
This alien slug has evolved to cover everything with her radioactive slime.
I can remember first watching Alien and thinking it was a scary film. Now (although I still like the film) it doesn’t seem to be as scary… in fact the baby alien looks a bit cute and maybe if trained would make a good pet.
After a few viewings the famous scene in Alien looks a bit like this…
Last friday we were entertained by some impressive vomitting at our local bar. Particularly interesting was that the drunk person who had sprayed vomit over quite a large area then stood around until it was suggested quite forcefully (in pure Yorkshire) that he ought to get to the toilets before he made any more mess of our immediate surroundings… I did wonder though whether he might have just been trying to make friends with us but found the language barrier too much.
Today the English FA have now entered the realm of the paranormal where they now charge people involved in football not on what they say but the hidden meaning of the words. Instead of hiding this ESP based technology they ought to share it with the world. The fact that they do not I think brings the game of football into disrepute and as such the English FA should face charges.
The English FA (f** all when they need to do something).
Every 12 years horses have a year off to celebrate their special year. This would normally be an issue as horses do so much for us but luckily other animals can step in and help out, there are other things to gamble on and we have invented the internal combustion engine.
Horses love tequila sunrises. (Shake tequila, orange juice with ice cubes. Pur into a long glass, carefully add some grenadine. Serve with a beach and a hot summers day).
Mike's World (brain farts and other adventures)
