It has been a while since I have posted the minutes of any meetings (this time last year I was jet lagged and asleep). Keeping with the Chengdu theme I have recorded the minutes using the medium of Pandas…
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Author: mc
To those born in 1899, 1911, …1899+12n…, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007 you are a bit of a porker. *
* If you were born in January you are not a pig-you are a bitch or a son of a bitch (see previous post).
This is either the best or the worst of all the signs. If you are born in this year you are either a bitch, or you have bollocks that rival the knees of a bee.*
Just remember to walk once a day and to scoop up your mess when you do.
If you were born in 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005 or will be born in 2017 the chances are that according to the Chinese horoscope you are a cock…
((It is possible to be a cock without being born in the year of the rooster, e.g Sepp Blatter)
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Polly Toynbee
I wondered how every week Polly Toynbee of the Gruaniad Newspaper (and Tuscany) could get away with writing essentially the same article every single week with a different headline;
1) Ed Milliband is great and making the Labour party so super
2) We need to piss away more money to deal with the problems of having pissed so much money already
3) Conservatives are evil
I have since realised based on the name and the repetition that she is indeed a parrot
The opening ceremony was clearly full of left wing propoganda – Aidan Burley said so himself. With a minor tweak or two though it could have been so much better…
1) Instead of the segment celebrating social media and a night out…
An MP gets ready for a stag night by hiring a friend a nazi uniform (after submitting expense claim) before letting the world know on twitter (See Cameron sacks ‘foolish’ MP)
2) Instead of dancing nurses and the NHS bit…
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Victoria’s Secret
It is a famous American lingerie retailer but what is Victoria’s Secret?
Whilst in my local and wonderful bar (188 bar, Wu Dong Lu, Shanghai) I drew some animals so that Cockney Vicky (from Sichuan Province) could learn the important animals in english and I could learn the important animals in mandarin. Just to add to the excitement I had already had a few beers and was drawing the animals upside down. (The colouring was done later after more beer, a vodka and a gin and tonic).
The bottom corner incidently is a tribute to possibly the weirdest student I have ever had and is the chinese for hungry…
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The 400th Blog Post
