Mike's World (brain farts and other adventures)
I have decided to post the blueprint for this marvellous idea of mine. A juniper bush is genetically engineered to produce gin in its sap (the alcohol is added by anaerobic respiration). Extra carbon dioxide needed to produce the fizz in the tonic sap can be taken in through the leaves. Finally the bush is grafted onto a lemon or lime tree to add the slice needed and a tap is added so the G & T can be served. In winter ice can be taken from the branches.
Are you a lion, an ant, a flamingo, an owl or squirrel. Infowl has devised the following highly scientific test…
When a porcupine mates with a crocodile the resulting animal looks like this…
Health and Safety Disclaimer :
1) Don’t mix lemsip with parecetemol (lemsip is disgusting anyway so I’d just go for paracetemol)
2) Don’t do that joke about why are there no aspirin in the jungle (because the parrots ate em all)
An Ode to a deoderant (a deODEerant) that turned to a rant about deoderant (a deodeRANT). Summing up the dilemma of rollon or aerosol…
Each morning I’ll use some deoderant, After rising showering and then shaving, If we were all far less considerant, We could each month all then find we are saving, I’ve found that maybe the most hassle free way, Is not to use roll on under my armpits, I’ve found it best to apply with aerosol spray, As the wet underarms just get on my tits, But there are problems when using the spray can, I’ll not know when the spray’s gone and no more, And what is the dose useful for one man? Fifteen centimetres away can I be sure? This dilemma has got me to now think, Damn that foul deoderant let us just stink.(MC Jan 2011)
