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Doodles

FA Cup Doodles

The FA Cup final kick off was even more annoying for those of us watching from Shanghai, especially as beer drinking started at 3pm Local time (over 9 hours till kick off). I have often thought that ideas I come up with while having beers are among my best but I keep forgetting them before the morning after hangover. On FA Cup Saturday I decided to record ideas I had (each one represents an extra one or two beers)…

Idea 1 : What does a Foxy Lady really look like?

Foxy ladies seem like a good idea but they can get mange and will go through your bins at night

2. Are birds as good at dancing as they claim to be?

Dancing Bird

3. How can you tell the sex of a fish?

4. As pleasant as the sight of a full beer glass is it is all about context, and somewhere else it may not be as attractive

How I feel after one too many

5. Shanghai would have made a great setting for King Kong

I was in the Blue Frog looking up at this Panda scaling Shanghai's World Financial Centre. I am sure this is what it looked like from the other bank.

6. Are there such things as squirrel vampires?

So obviously I do not have good world changing ideas whilst drinking…

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Duels New Years Resolutions 2012

Can you get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter?

It was claimed that you cannot get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter (by Kwik Fit of course). I decided to put this to the test by putting a Kwik Fit Fitter against a Cheetah in a 100m dash. Unfortunately it turns out that he is no better than the tiger who was entered alongside him in the heats…

Tiger v Kwik Fit Mechanic
All that was left were overalls and a hat
That proves he’s no match for this big cat
But it has to be said that the tiger’s a liar
With his claim he can change a cars flat tyre…
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Flags New Years Resolutions 2012

New Falklands Flag

Although the Union Flag flies on the Falkland Islands, and quite right too, it has to be said that Argentina do like to use the Falklands as a diplomatic football. If self-determination and history do count for nothing meaning Argentina do ever get sovereignty over those who are descended from original settlers and the indigenous population (the penguins) I would suggest that this could be a good flag design…

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Dragons New Years Resolutions 2012

Chinese Zodiac Continued… The Goat

If you are the type of person with a small pointy beard, you often walk up mountains, you are also incredibly horny it is likely you were born in the Chinese year of the goat…

The goat holds the record for being the animal with the most puns associated with it (e.g. anything involving butts, horniness, beards, getting your goat, kidding around etc.)
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Dragons New Years Resolutions 2012

The Horse

With the cup of coffee is the main enemy of the sugar lump...

People born in the year of the horse tend to be whipped a lot, wear leather harnesses, go on all fours and let people ride them.

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Doodles Events

The Magic of Pancake Day 2012

Its that most wonderful time of year again, maybe this year I will have some with Duck…

(Click on the image to see it in full size)

2011 celebration…

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Doodles

Sean Pen and Argentina

To be fair it is easy to criticise and make fun of all the rubbish that Sean Pen has written but he did write a very good article about milk and one about a mystic river. So of course who better to write good sense about things he probably knows nothing about…

Anyway Sean is against anything that could be an “archaic commitment to colonialist ideology” and so urges Argentina to leave the land they colonised in the 16th century.

Just because he can sometimes write beautifully it does not mean everything he writes is worth reading
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Dragons New Years Resolutions 2012

Chinese Horoscope – The Snake

People born in the year following the year of the dragon are born in the year of the snake. Characteristics of such people are that they crawl around on their bellies and speak with a forked tongue (but contrary to popular belief they are not slimy).

Amazingly this snake made his dragon mask himself which is no mean feat for someone without any hands.
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Events

Things That are Coming Soon

Shrove and Mardis Gras There are many things that are coming soon
Like the warmer days and the next full moon
Valentines is on its way
But more important
is pancake day…
So don’t forget to fire up the pan
Mix the eggs, get lemon
and sugar if you can
For you will unltimately regret
If Pancake Day is a Tuesday
you forget!
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Doodles

Anon the Bear

Anon, anon the bear. Nobody knows his name.
There’s a little bear
He’s see through and what more
He’s a cheeky one
People everywhere
Get pranked by him more and more
He has lots of fun
There’d be a million stories to be told
Of the things he does when he’s out of the house
But he won’t share any with you
He’s so anonymous
It’s anon, anon the bear
Nobody knows his name
But you must all beware
Don’t get caught up in one of his games